mofos — a market in people
Buy a key in someone before the rest of the timeline notices them. It pays you while you hold it.
One market for both crowds — 21 names listed via fomo and 8 via pump.fun, among 83 accounts on the same curve.
66,056credits traded across 6 traders
83
accounts listed
7
with a real market
29
keys in circulation
66,056credits
traded all time
Most valuable keys
Ranked by what the float is worth today
Latest trades
Every row is a trade someone actually made.
- buy2XPr…6QRz@cupseyy1 key03h ago
- buyGVD9…RiXV@blknoiz062 keys1,4693h ago
- buyGVD9…RiXV@rajgokal1 key1,8083h ago
- sellCaRd…RdwE@frankdegods1 key5,5683h ago
- buyCaRd…RdwE@frankdegods1 key7,2323h ago
- sellCaRd…RdwE@frankdegods1 key5,5683h ago
- buyCaRd…RdwE@frankdegods1 key7,2323h ago
- buyGVD9…RiXV@frankdegods1 key5,5373h ago
The index
83 accounts
Every account starts at supply zero. The next key costs whatever the curve says, and the price only moves because someone paid it.
| Account | Sector | Volume | Keys / next | Action |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 frank @frankdegodsFomo | Founders | 57,355 24 trades | 8 keys 6,400 credits next | Trade frank |
 raj @rajgokalAxiom | Founders | 3,390 7 trades | 5 keys 2,500 credits next | Trade raj |
 mert @mertFomo | Builders | 1,582 4 trades | 4 keys 1,600 credits next | Trade mert |
 Ansem @blknoiz06Fomo | Trading | 1,582 3 trades | 4 keys 1,600 credits next | Trade Ansem |
 ZachXBT @zachxbtGMGN | Media | 1,582 4 trades | 4 keys 1,600 credits next | Trade ZachXBT |
 threadguy @notthreadguyGMGN | Media | 565 3 trades | 3 keys 900 credits next | Trade threadguy |
 KALEO @CryptoKaleoFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade KALEO |
 smolting @inversebrahGMGN | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade smolting |
 Hsaka @hsakatradesAxiom | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Hsaka |
 Psycho @AltcoinPsychoAxiom | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Psycho |
 Orangie @orangieFomo | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Orangie |
 Unipcs @theunipcsFomo | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Unipcs |
 Solana Legend @SolanaLegendGMGN | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Solana Legend |
 Cupsey @cupseyyGMGN | Trading | 0 1 trade | 1 keys 100 credits next | Trade Cupsey |
 pow @traderpowPadre | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade pow |
 Bags @bagsapppump.fun | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Bags |
 rasmr @rasmr_ethAxiom | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade rasmr |
 MoneyLord @moneylordAxiom | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade MoneyLord |
 ferb @ferbsolFomo | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade ferb |
 Sapijiju @sapijijupump.fun | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Sapijiju |
 Aurelius @aurelius0121Fomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Aurelius |
 leyten @leytenFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade leyten |
 quasi @quasimattFomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade quasi |
 Logan Lim @loganlim_xFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Logan Lim |
 Bull.Path @bull_pathFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Bull.Path |
 CJ Watson @cjwatsonFomo | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade CJ Watson |
 Kiro @Kirodev7Axiom | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Kiro |
 Pasterniq @pasterniqFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Pasterniq |
 Kev @kevthedegenpump.fun | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Kev |
 Orion @orionchainGMGN | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Orion |
 PANIC @panicsolPadre | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade PANIC |
 morning @morningxbt_GMGN | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade morning |
 jesse.base.eth @jessepollak | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade jesse.base.eth |
 L" @l71lb | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade L" |
 Murad @muststopmurad | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Murad |
 decu @notdecu | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade decu |
 Grant Liu @oinkersrus | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Grant Liu |
 Paolo Ardoino @paoloardoino | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Paolo Ardoino |
 RC @resellcalendar | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade RC |
 Jalen @ripjalens | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Jalen |
 SBF @sbf_ftx | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade SBF |
 Slurp @slurptoshi_ | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Slurp |
 SmokΞy @smokey0x | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade SmokΞy |
 sol.engineer @sol_engineer | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade sol.engineer |
 S◎L Big Brain @solbigbrain | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade S◎L Big Brain |
 Song Zheng @songz | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Song Zheng |
 TheS◎Lstice @the__solstice | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade TheS◎Lstice |
 toly @toly | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade toly |
 Tushar Jain @tushar_jain | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Tushar Jain |
 Market Watcher @watchingmarkets | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Market Watcher |
 Yogurt @yogurt_eth | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Yogurt |
 Zach @zachtdavidson | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Zach |
 0xngmi @0xngmiFomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade 0xngmi |
 Theo @0xdetweiler | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Theo |
 JB @quantjbpump.fun | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade JB |
 zhynx @onlyzhynxpump.fun | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade zhynx |
 waste management @wastemanagem3ntpump.fun | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade waste management |
 Brah @unnattybrahpump.fun | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Brah |
 Avast @0xavastFomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Avast |
 Gainzy @gainzy222Fomo | Media | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Gainzy |
 the reboot van @rebootFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade the reboot van |
 Burgz @burgzsolGMGN | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Burgz |
 loomdart @loomdartPadre | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade loomdart |
 Halcyon @halcyonsolFomo | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Halcyon |
 Nils @nilsbuildsFomo | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Nils |
 Sam3d @sam3dsolFomo | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Sam3d |
 Alon @a1lon9pump.fun | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Alon |
 nobi @0xnobi | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade nobi |
 0xSun @0xsunnft | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade 0xSun |
 eq @404flipped | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade eq |
 Balaji @balajis | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Balaji |
 Base App @baseapp | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Base App |
 Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Brian Armstrong |
 c0mpute @c0mputeai | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade c0mpute |
 casino @casino847 | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade casino |
 Cooker.hl @cookerflips | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Cooker.hl |
 Arthur Hayes @cryptohayes | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Arthur Hayes |
 CZ @cz_binance | Founders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade CZ |
 Dior @dior100x | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Dior |
 Ethermonk @ether_monk | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Ethermonk |
 Fartman Sacks @fartmansacks | Degens | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Fartman Sacks |
 cented @flipski77 | Trading | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade cented |
 Haseeb @hosseeb | Builders | not traded yet | 0 keys first key free | Trade Haseeb |
How it works
Three moving parts, and none of them depend on the person showing up.
01
A curve per account
Key number n costs n squared, times a hundred credits. The first one is free and belongs to the account. Selling walks the same curve back down, so there is always a bid.
02
Keys pay while you hold
3% of every trade goes to a pool that drips to key holders. Hold a key in someone busy and it earns whether or not they ever post again.
03
Their cut waits for them
5% goes to the account itself, from the first trade onwards. It accrues whether or not anyone has turned up, and claiming the handle settles who it belongs to.
What a key costs
- key #1
- 0credits
- key #10
- 8,100credits
- key #50
- 240,100credits
- key #100
- 980,100credits
13% per trade
5 to the account, 3 to its holders, 5 to the protocol. Charged both ways, which makes mofos a place to hold rather than a place to churn.